Monthly Archives: November 2007

Porn at Work (or just ultrasound pictures)


Twitters 2007-11-12

Just pointed the remote control at Greta’s tummy and hit "Eject." Nothing happened. #

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Excel Teaser…(so I don’t have to stay up all night)

How do I add a cumulative total to a pivot table in Excel? It would save me hours, but I just can’t figure it out. Google tells me that there are others looking for the same solution, but the answer does not appear to be out there.
The goal is to have a pivot [...]

Twitters 2007-11-11

bill maher…hilarious, controversial, preaching the truth about religion. love it #

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I look great in this picture


Twitters 2007-11-10

one of my favorite words is "defrocked" #
Desperate Housewives marathon…how funny is it when the gardener says "Mrs. Solice?" #
Going to see Bill Maher tonight. Can’t wait. #
why do i always feel like a pedophile when i’m shopping for baby clothes? #
Leaning strongly against circumcision. http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/USA/ #

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Firm-speak

People at my consulting firm have a very peculiar way of communicating.  It sometimes amuses me to imagine the home life of my colleagues…
[cue music and fuzzy fade-out, to signal that narrator is dreaming]
Wife: “Hey honey, what do you want to do today?”
Husband: “Well, what does success look like for you?”
Wife: “I just want to [...]

Wanted: winter coat

I have 4 requirements.
1.  Shell/liner design for maximum flexibility.
2.  Shell should be water-resistant so it doubles as a raincoat.
3.  Can be worn with jeans or a suit.
4.  Costs less than $200.
Anyone have any advice on where to find something like this?

Twitters 2007-11-07

Director at my firm called my foos game “artistry”….i might retire now #
why do hot dogs smell so good? #

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Twitters 2007-11-06

Just got confirmation that saying “San Fran” is B&T. Thanks, Bob. #
Cheerios, Sportscenter and Email. #
rode my bike to the train station in a torrential downpour. i am soaked through, but it sure was fun. #
Anyone know any good Bed & Breakfast’s within 2-3 hours of New York? #

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Twitters 2007-11-05

redskins pulled out a victory but the f-ing pats ruined my day. #

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Twitters 2007-11-04

J. Neil Schulman commented on my blog! Amazing. #
My dad turns 63 today. Damn that’s old! #

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Twitters 2007-11-03

My sister showed me the proper use of a washcloth. Amazing! It’s like the hot towel in first class! #

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Radio Silence

Sorry for the radio silence. Work makes it hard.
The last couple of weeks have been incredibly busy, but I’m loving my job. People say that managers at top consulting firms are extremely talented leaders of people, but I think the job is easy…..the people are so talented that all you have to do [...]

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