Author Archives: Chris


User friendly improvements

I’ve been staying at the same Westin hotel for the last couple of months.  I have a few tips for management:

Stop calling me.  Every time I order room service, I get 3 phone calls before the food actually arrives. “Hi Mr. Herbert, I just wanted to let you know that we have your order.” “Hi [...]

Inspiration to write

I just finished On Writing, by Stephen King. I highly recommend it. For the first time (that I’m aware), I agree 100% with The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, which wrote “This is the best book on writing. Ever.”
If you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a novelist, this book will inspire you to start writing.
I’m not going [...]

Stamfordians! Help lower gas prices!

Here’s a great site for finding cheap gas prices. But it relies on regular folks (like my readers) and extraordinary folks (like me) to enter in pricing information.
Right now, the site says that the cheapest gas is at the Gulf station on Long Ridge and Webbs Hill ($3.50 / gallon). You can even [...]

My Nalgene Causes Puberty?

Unbelievable.
The National Toxicology Program says that certain plastic bottles release a chemical called bisphenol, which could cause breast cancer, prostate cancer, and early onset puberty. (see nytimes article)
This is the stuff that goes into baby bottles!  Is my 5 month old going to start growing pubic hair?
Put Jack aside for a minute….what about me???
I carry [...]

Q1 Review

More fun with exhibitionist charts.
Admit it….you wish you were married to me.

Texas Rangers Sign Polygamist Shortstop

I receive breaking news alerts from CNN, WSJ, NYT, various media-industry and bankruptcy-industry sources. I get a lot of emails. If the Fed cuts interest rates, my Inbox suddenly has 9 new messages letting me know what happened. I usually read one of them and archive the rest.
It amuses me to see [...]

“It’s a slippery slope”

Yesterday, on Metro-North, I sat next to a guy wearing a bathrobe.  He was reading a science fiction novel by Arthur C. Clarke, and popping pills.  It was weird.
I arrived at home and told Greta.  She laughed, and then pointed at me and said “You see, it’s a slippery slope.”
That really made me laugh.  Sure, [...]

I Can’t Imagine Why Anybody Would Want To Stop Crying

New parents will find this amusing.read more | digg story

36% of my spending is on taxes

This chart shows a breakdown of our expenses over the last 3 months.  Taxes are a whopping 36% of the total.  (This is withholding, not actual tax payments, but it’s a fair estimate)
Making pie charts on a Saturday….priceless.

Greta’s blog used to be funny

Now it’s just mean.

Thank god It’s Friday

Thank god It’s Friday

Originally uploaded by christopherh01

One of the best things about consulting is Friday.
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Sometimes I feel like this:

 
Thanks Inspire Me, Now!

Consultant, Superhero

Consultant, Superhero
Originally uploaded by christopherh01

Our chances of being audited this year might be slightly higher than in past years.
Turbo tax worked overtime yesterday. (It’d better work hard….this is the first year I bypassed trusty file-sharing Azureus and actually paid $120 for it). We had some major life changes: selling a condo, [...]

Atheism at Google

Next time you have an hour to kill, watch this video. It’s a speech given by Tim Keller to Google employees. Keller is a minister and he’s recently written a book that attempts to show up Dawkins and Hitchens and other atheists.
If you really want to get creative, take out a 6 pack [...]

Marines & Protesters

Marines & Protesters

Originally uploaded by christopherh01

My wife and I went to Target today to buy milk, deodorant, and baby sweatpants. Exciting day. On the way there, we passed a rowdy group of anti-war protesters in front of the library. They carried signs [...]

Obama Wants to RAISE YOUR TAXES!

Obama wants to raise your taxes. Want proof (besides the barrage of big government ideas spewing from the Democratic Party)?
Last year he didn’t contribute anything to a tax-deferred account, despite earning over half a million dollars.
From Greg Mankiw’s (awesome) blog:
A key feature of the U.S. tax system is the option to put some income [...]

Family Dollar Makes Way For Equinox

It looks as if The Family Dollar won’t be renewing its lease on Prospect Street.
I am thrilled about this development. Hopefully, some upscale gym will move in. This will enable me to do 2 things:

Regain my manly figure
Rebuild my fragile ego by inviting city-folk out to the suburbs and impressing them with the [...]

Dean Hansen on Bear Stearns

Tuck Econ professor Dean Hansen explains what happened to Bear Stearns here.

McCain Herbert 2008!

I know The Onion is just a humor site, but sometimes they’ve strangely prophetic.
In this infographic, The Onion predicts that McCain will court the hip, young blogger vote by tapping a hip, young blogger for VP.
I’m 29 and I have a blog.  If there’s any doubt about my hipness, just check out this post, where [...]

Pong on Prospect Street

New people just moved into the apartment directly above ours. Last night, we heard all kinds of banging, like they were installing shelves or putting up hundreds of picture frames.
Tonight, Greta and I were curled up in the front of the TV, enjoying an episode of Lost and eating chocolate ice cream. [...]

Friendfeed

I’ve been playing around with Friendfeed, a lifestreaming service.  You can aggregate all of your RSS feeds in one place, and follow your friends.
Great for stalking.
The setup process was easy and clean.

Poorly placed advertisements

15 more here.   Thanks to Inspire Me, Now!, an awesome design blog of daily inspirational pictures.

Greta thought this meant…

Greta thought this meant…

Originally uploaded by christopherh01

…$3 million per week IN STAMFORD. Ha ha.
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This one also made me laugh


Time to buy guns?

Last night, as I was trying to understand the Bear Stearns buyout, Greta asked me a simple question: “How does this affect us?”
It’s a tough question.
In the short term, it doesn’t affect us at all. My job is secure, we don’t own a home, and we don’t plan to access our (tiny) investment portfolio [...]

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