My Inbox has been overflowing with To-Do’s from Tuck: disconnect computer from Tuck’s system, fill out contact forms for alumni relations, close out gym locker, etc.

One of these nagging items has been the CDO survey. I know it’s important for Tuck and I’m happy to help, but it struck me as a really annoying way to collect information. Here’s why:

First, the Excel file uses macros. When I opened it on my home machine, which has high security settings, the macros were disabled. I was too lazy to mess with the settings, so I put it off.Then, weeks later (after receiving 4 personal pleas from the friendly folks in the CDO), I finally opened the file again. After enabling the macros, I looked at question #1: “what is your Dartmouth ID#?” Uggh. I don’t know my F-ing Dartmouth ID number. Who memorizes that? I looked around the desk for my ID card, but it wasn’t within arms reach. My wallet was on the kitchen table, at least 15 feet away.

So, instead of getting up from my chair, I spent 15 minutes searching my computer for my ID number. First I looked in my “Keys” Excel spreadsheet, which houses all of my passwords. No luck. Next, I ran a Google desktop search for “Dartmouth ID.” Still no luck. Finally, I ran several Google desktop searches for various combinations of numbers and letters that seemed to resemble my ID #. SOL again.

In frustration, I closed the file and cursed the poor design of the CDO’s spreadsheet.

I’m told that this story says a lot about my personality. Whatever.

(I finally completed the survey. I need a drink.)