I won two awards at Tuck’s annual Oscar’s:

• Most Likely To Take Down an Investment Bank
• Most Likely To Get Sued for Libel

My parents will be so proud!

I’m not sure how to take the 1st award.  I’ll assume that the investment bank in question is a highly unethical institution, and the individual in question (in this case, me) is a highly principled businessman.  My fellow students, ALL avid readers of Herbietown, immediately thought of my strong promise as a journalist, and my penchant for truth-telling, and so immediately voted for me.

And of course we all know that all good journalists get sued for libel.  (Note that the award doesn’t mention who wins the lawsuit!)

I’ve come so far from 5th grade.