No, I’m not talking about those lovely pieces of uncomfortable outdoor furniture….I’m talking about a simple way to really piss someone off. The Park Bench.
It’s easy. All you need are two people: the kneeler and the pusher. The kneeler’s job is to discreetly position himself behind the target, on all fours. The pusher’s job is to approach the target from the front, and push them as hard as possible.
That’s it! The individual will try to take a step back to regain their balance, but instead, they’ll trip over the kneeler.
I’d like to see more park benches performed around Tuck. You might think it’s juvenile, but I’m willing to bet that a good park bench would elicit laughter from every honest person present. A good park bench crosses international boundaries and would really help bring our community closer together.
My first target is Tim Cleary.
Here’s an example from YouTube:
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