Thanks for visiting Herbietown. I have big plans for this site.

• First, I plan to start a blog to chronicle the strange inner workings of my mind. Isn’t the Internet amazing?

• In addition to a fascinating blog, I plan to post photos of my exciting life. These might get more interesting after my wife gives birth to a child. For now, you’ll have to amuse yourself with my cats, my friends, and bizarre vanity license plates.

• Third, I want to start an online betting company. There will be one and only one wager: when will Chris’s mid-life crisis start? All of you suckers reading this will place bets and I’ll take a small percentage for my trouble.

• And finally, I will use this site to brag about my accomplishments. For example, I used to be able to run a mile in under 5 minutes. See for yourself.