I knew something was fishy last night when the woman had to ask me my room number. Usually the nigh-shift dude just says “Thanks, Mr. Herbert, you’re locked and loaded for 7:15am.” I love getting locked and loaded.

The one day I need to wake up early, I get some stranger-danger new person who doesn’t know how to correctly load or lock.

Reminds me of Seinfeld at the rental car counter:

“You people know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to keep the reservation. Anyone can take a reservation.”

“I know what a reservation is, sir.”

“I don’t think you do.”

So much for going to sleep early and waking up at 5am to finish my work.