The Vatican recently announced new areas of sinful behavior.  (This is not an Onion article…this is for real)

I am so thankful, Jesus, that you’re keeping up with the times, but I’m a little peeved about Your communication style.  These new sins were announced FOUR DAYS AGO!  For Christ’s sake I had to read about it on Indexed.

Jesus, is there some kind of email list that I can subscribe to?  I’d really like to know when new sins are announced.   It can’t be that difficult.  I mean,  how many “breaking news” emails did I receive when Spitzer had his whistle blown?  Like 27?  All I’m asking is that I get an email when you invent a new sin.  How hard is that?

Better yet, Jesus, you should totally create an RSS feed.  I’m hooked on Google Reader these days, it’s like crack…. there are SO MANY good blogs out there and i find myself using RSS updates for just about all of my news and information.  Look into it.  Let me know.