We got a Dyson Animal vacuum cleaner for Christmas. (Thanks Mom!) It’s one of the best gifts I have ever received. Greta and I fight over who gets to vacuum, and I usually win.

But last week it did something bad.

I was vacuuming near the outlet where we charge our phones, and I guess I got too close. The Dyson got angry and tried to eat the RAZR. In the future, I will feed the Dyson treats (paper clips?) so it doesn’t get so ravenous.