This is a DEATH THREAT…

LostGreta and I are watching Season 3 of Lost. In the past, I have made multiple vows to never watch this show again, but I always come back.

I have to know the secret behind all of these mysteries.

A plane crashes on a deserted island. A mysterious black smoke attacks and kills people. Numbers must be entered into a computer or some electromagnetic pulse goes off and ships/planes will crash-land on the island. The passengers on the plane have all interacted with each other in their prior lives. The Others brutally kidnap and kill the survivors. And there are remnants of a strange psychological experiment from the 70’s littered around the island, in the form of “hatches.”

All the while, flashbacks haunt the survivors and we see glimpses of their former lives.

The mysteries are intriguing, but the more addicted I become, the more angry I get. JJ Abrams, the creator of the show, continues to present layer upon layer of mystery, but there is no possible way that any of it was conceived or planned in advanced. It makes no sense.

So I am hereby issuing a death threat to JJ Abrams. If I spend 20 hours of the next week watching your stupid show (and I will), and no answers start to reveal themselves, I will kidnap you and cut your heart out with a spoon. Consider yourself warned.

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    I'm almost to the end of Season 2. I didn't expect to like it so much, and now I feel stupid for jumping onto the bandwagon so late.
    I try to only watch it on my iPod at the gym, because if I watch it at home on the laptop, I'll be watching for 4 hours straight (like on Saturday). So instead, I scream "Oh NO!!!" on the elliptical, then clap my towel over my mouth so I don't scare fellow exercisers when another dramatic turn occurs.
    I LOVE the mysteries, and I have faith that JJ Abrams will tie the loose ends together... although, Cloverfield was disappointing... so, if Abrams does not bring Lost together in the end, I'll kidnap him too, but rather than do him physical harm, I'll make him compose the ending of the story.
    In a way, though, I never want Lost to end. It's so good. I don't want to know Kate's whole story, and I don't want to know what happened to Jack's dad... I mean, I do, but not if that means Lost is over.
 
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