Please join me in congratulating myself on the rollout of my new aStore: Herbietown Tested, Herbietown Approved.

This store is going to change your life, and it’s going to change the world.

You see, you people envy me, and that’s why you’re reading this right now. “How does he do it?” you wonder. That wondering takes a lot of time, and it costs our economy money.

Herbietown Tested, Herbietown Approved will save you time and save our economy money.  My exquisite taste is now available for anyone who can afford it.  So quit wondering, and start shopping.

The fortunes of massive companies now hang in the balance, as they hope and pray that their products will match up to my exacting standards.  If you have a product you’d like me to push, I accept PayPal.