Childish office wallpaper
Originally uploaded by christopherh01

I don’t work in a nursery school.

But a reasonable person might think I do, if they saw the wallpaper in my office.

Fun with Analogies

Pre-school : Consultancy

as…

Milk & cookies : Starbucks
Toys : Laptops
Play time : Team time
Teacher : Partner
Principal : Staffer
Toddler : Consultant
(or Toddler : Director)
(or Toddler : Client)
Graduation : Election to partner
Expulsion : CTL (or jump to cushy industry job)
Gold star : Distinctive
Time out : On the beach
Bring apple for teacher : Laugh at director’s jokes
Storytime : Progress review
Recess : Team event
Naptime : Work from home…

Can anyone think of any more?