My mom recently discovered a diary that I kept when I was 11 years old.  It is the most entertaining thing I’ve read in a long time (besides Herbietown, that is)

Here’s the first entry, titled “Intro”:

I have brown hair and hazel eyes. I love bugel boys pants and the song We Didn’t Start the Fire. I have a weird habit. Snapping my fingers all of the time. I love Katie Novak. She has blond hair. My favorite game for Nintendo is Tetris. I love sports. I play baseball and basketball in a league. Football is just a hobby.

I have a sister named Stephanie. She has brown curly hair and hazel eyes. She is a liar, brat, jerk and everyone knows it. She’ll hit someone, take something, or do something and then say “I didn’t do it.” My mom says, “but I saw you 10 minutes in your room.” She is a spoiled brat.

It goes on like this for pages.

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