Would someone please buy me this jacket? It’s available at Banana Republic for only $178 $125 until 11/25. (Size and color: Large and Black)

I was watching the Patriots game with my wife, and she looked over to see me browsing bananarepublic.com. They have this cool feature that lets you zoom in on the product….so Greta thinks I’m obsessively checking out the model seen in this picture.

Anyways, I tried on this jacket yesterday, and I really really like it. It makes me look huge, and it has lots of pockets.