Have you seen those new AT&T commercials? The ones that talk about how AT&T works in more places, like Philawashkatmandu?

I HATE those commercials.

I just want my phone to work in my apartment: in my bedroom, in my kitchen, and in the living room. That’s it. Forget Katmandu, forget Philadelphia.

My network is called Bedchenroom.

I think I’ll use AT&T’s website to make a coffee mug that says Bedchenroom. I would really like to make a YouTube video parodying these commercials, if only I had time.

And I don’t mean to pick on AT&T. The Verizon wireless campaign would be pretty easy to parody as well.

Can you hear me now?

No.

Can you hear me now?

No.

How about now?

No.