Over the last couple of weeks, I have been bombarded with demands for more Tuck Profit material.  “What’s the deal?  Why hasn’t the site been updated?”

Listen, people.  You’re barking up the wrong tree.

I’m now a Tuck graduate.  I have a job.  I don’t have time to field all of these pesky complaints from annoying students.  If I wanted your opinion about the Tuck Profit’s status, I’d tell you what it is.

I am far too busy living the dream in thriving metropolis Stamford, CT.  I’m way too important for you.

If you want to complain, you’ll need to find someone less important than me.  Talk to Alex Mulley, the new Editor In Chief.  He is putting together a new issue, as far as you know, and it will be spectacular.

In the meantime, submit your comments via the “Submit a Story” link.  Maybe that will speed things up.