A: Hot Fudge and Plain.

I kid you not.  This actually happened.

“Plain” ice cream?  Mmmmm, that sounds good, I’ll have two Plain ice creams, please.

I know I shouldn’t expect a lot when I pull into a drive-thru McDonald’s in Milford, CT.  But I do expect a basic level of intelligence…something on par with a 9 year old, perhaps.

My wife wanted ice cream.  She is pregnant.  The last thing you do is get in between a pregnant woman and her ice cream.