I’m mad as hell.  Here I’ve gone to all this trouble to set up an eponymous blog to help extend my ego’s reach into the world, and some jerk-off with my name is competing with me.   It’s almost as if any idiot with a computer can just start a blog!

The guy is clearly a moron, as I noticed several misspelligns and grammatical mistake.

The worst part is that he writes about Web 2.0 stuff, “for all of us non-techies.”  That’s the kind of statement that makes me want to punch him in the face.

And there might be more Chris Herberts out there.  This dingleberry’s email address is cherbert15@gmail.com.  There could conceivably be 14 others just like him!

I might have to cancel the daily email I receive from Google, which alerts me to new instances of my name appearing online.  The references are NEVER about me.  Apparently there’s some bishop in Albans (Where the F is that?) with my name, and every time he opens his mouth, I get an email.

What do I have to do to get some freaking recognition around here?  Will someone please start a Wikipedia article about me?

I really need to consider this type of crap when we decide what to name our baby.  It’s hard enough getting through adoloscence…the last thing my son needs is a Google-ability problem because his parents didn’t have the foresight to give him a unique name.

Hey–wait a minute–why didn’t my parents think about Google when they named me?  Yet another reason to lament my horrible childhood.